I know what your thinking….

Fuck this bitch cant spell for shit.

Well, im sorry. deal with it.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love, Flavia.

p.s. I try my best.

Birthdays,Benny,douchebags,International students,first dates and Auto Auto ♥.

HARO! long time no blog post huh?

whatever im sorry i will make it up to you oh one reader.

So the other day (aka saturday) was my friends birthday (olivia buttar BIRTHDAY SHOUT OUT TO YOU!) we all went out to zouk to watch benny benassi! we were all stoked until 10 mintues into his set were like  -_-” what the fucknugget.

PURE SHIT, he was so bad it was like he was playing for a 5 year olds birthday party..his aging fingers scratching all over shitty tracks of what sounded like world of warcraft noises. He played satisfation for like 3 seconds and i never heard i love my sex so fuck that shit. So we all got tipsy and ran around like children again.

 

 

 

OKAY so heres my bitch moment of the night.

Im all in a happy mood i went to grab a brand new un opened pack of smokes and head to the outside smoking area. Now imagine this i am in pure bliss opening my pack, drinking my drink, having conversation with friends until… well its not that bad im just really dramatic hahaha. Well whatever this random boy (from some random international school) who i don’t know comes up to me with this homolicious frenchenglish accent.. it went like this

Random boy with random girl: “Hey!! Can i get two cigarettes please?” with his grubby little hand out .

*hand still out*

Me: * looks at olivia, looks at down at just opened pack, looks at boy and boys random girl, looks and at pack* “Okay…”

i was just about to hand them when his friend gives him one but he still wants one for his girl.

So i give me and olivia was just like make him do tricks for it! i told him to do some pony tricks but he said okay but never did anything special so i was a bit dissapointed. BUTFUCKITHERESMYDEAL BOYS. NOT MEN…BOYS!

Seriously, guys should never ask girls for free cigarettes you guys should be handing them out like fucking candy to us! Boys are retarded these days i have spent copius ammounts of time asking guys for cigarettes and gotten nothing but a “oh … uh i dont have anymore” BUT ALAS I SEE YOU 5 MINTUES LATER SMOKING YOU FUCKING TURD.

What happened to chivalry? Gentlemen where are you!? cus your certainly not in singapore at the moment.  I mean its kinda pathetic seeing a guy ask me for a cigarette, it makes me free embaressed. I just wanna hit him with my purse and scream “CHEAP YOUR CHEAP!!!!! CHEAPPPPPPPP! CHEAAAAPPPP!” and then walk away like a lady. hahahah but you know i will probably get called a pyscho bitch and forever have a rep for being a man beater. BUT REALLY!? ladies do you understand my dilema?! Boys you guys are the ones that should offer us things, but i mean fuck we must be really confusing to you boys. First were singing single ladies and screaming “I CAN PAY MY BILLS! I CAN PLAY MY AUTOMOBILE BILLS! I CAN MY WEAVE BILLS” then were getting pissed at you for not paying up on the first date and not opening our packets of ketchup and mcdonalds. Well on my behalf i apologize for being confusing to you boys and your brain cells.

This is why i have always liked men and not boys, sorry boys but i dont wanna watch you get money from your mommy on our first date while i wait in your room filled with posters of chicks with floss like underwear and old cartoon stips of betty and veronica. So im not saying take us on a 400$ steak dinner (but that would be hella awesome) just take us somewhere you think is fun that involves something exciting and new.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man that was some a.d.d. blogging sorry! hahahha

So boys in conclusion…please don’t turn up on your date looking like this

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OR THIS

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OH and last but defo not fucking least, if your guy smells like he just threw up a burrito and shat out a baby elephant bring this up into dinners convo like this…

Guy who smells like turd: “SO baybeh want you wanna eat?”

You:” Not you” either walk away or hit him em with some deats on the dictionarys new word called hygiene and tell him to never call women baybeh unless your in an episode of beavis and butthead.

Byeeee i love you!

Love, Flavia.

Oh p.s to get it right look at the boys from AUTO AUTO.. super fine specimens. I’d go alien on those asses any fucking day.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some bitch on mtv, rad t shirts i must buy asap and joe letzhavesomesex.

SUP, im being kind to you guys! another post out of the kindness of my deeply caged rotting heart.

Okay so theres this show on MTV its new in sg but im sure america has had it for like 5 years or some shit but whatever. TAKING THE STAGE, its about these little douchebags who got the chance to go to a super awesome arts school and get to be on tv and deal with miniscule problems BUT WHO CARES. THERE IS THIS ANNOYING ASS BITCH WHO NEEDS TO GET STABBED AND RAPED IN THE EAR ASAP, for real. I really need to do some voodoo on this bitch, she has to be the most annoying reality tv girl ever. I really dont know what the heck it is about her that bugs me so much, maybe its her crazyeyes when she flirts or her potato head (okay im sorry that was uncalled for)  NO FUCK THAT NEVERMIND IT SO WAS. I just cant look at her for more than 50 seconds or i will punch something.

  She enjoys stealing beautiful black men. watch out Michelle Obama! i love you obama family, adopt me sometime k?

http://www.mtv.com/shows/taking_the_stage/series.jhtml WATCH THE BITCH IN ACTION.

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MOVING ON THAT BITCH everyone needs to own one of these t shirts!!!!!! HILARIOUS, its like a south park episode in a t shirt. Some   most of these t shirts are very offensive, THESE ARE MY FAVS!

  

 

 

 

 

    

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA just love that wheelchair one, his face is just priceless. AND the marshmellow, he is just as happy as can be!

GO CHECK EM OUT! http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml ORDER SOME FOR ME TOO PLZ?

LAST BUT NOT LEAST (NOT AT ALL!) My new husband for a few weeks.

He is beautiful, He is a drummer, He has amazing features, He plays in combichrist (but has played for wendsday 13, amen etc..) and…. he has a kid!?

whatever i don’t care nothing can stop me loving you senor letz, OH MY GOD … how creepy my itunes is on shuffle and it totally landed on “I touch myself by Jack Off Jill” I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. hella creepy sorry letz and family. WHATEVER he is beautiful one day we will make a mixed race baby, it will be beautiful too… it will be born without feet though (cus i hate feet) but baby feet are kinda cute so when the baby turns 10 his or her feet with vanish/disapear. yeah. DONT LOOK AT ME THAT WAY IT HAS TO HAPPEN. okay so he is amazing Joe Letz he loves unicorns (me too) and 80’s music  (ME TOO!) and getting drunk and lip syncing ( Me too only i really sing, but later apologize to people)

He has facebook too, im scared im gonna come home drunk and email him some shit about us having mixed race babies and me eating frosting off his forehead. LETS HOPE THIS DOESNT HAPPEN.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAS IS ALL FOR NOW MY DEARS.

GOODNIGHT ❤

love , Flavia Letz ( only for a few weeks i promise)

1 tequila, 2 TEQUILA, 3 TEQuIAL? B TEQUALALS …Z!

Man i haven’t added some bs in a long time, Im gonna add some shit i did yesterday when i was bored but honestly i cant be fucked to scan it….i will later.

Lately i’ve been observing people. BUT, not just any people… drinking people.

Every time i go out on a friday i wonder… whos gonna get drunk and get taken care of, what free booze can us ladies with vaginas get, which girls are gonna fall and say “WHEREZ THATHOTGUY? ohshit WHERSMAHKEYZ? I HATEHEELS!1!!!!! IHATEYOU!!!!!!!!HENEVERCALLED, I DONT CARE ANYMOREH HIZ PENIS WAS smallLLL.”….followed by 20 mintues of ungod like puking, shady noises and holding your homegirls hair/weave  back.

Then after a fun night of immature drunkeness you slowy come to your senses…Shit. You probably were either of the following.

• The completly passed out wasted girl with her beer in one hand and still lit cigarette in the other, legs wide open (hopefully your wearing panties out, please do..) with people still getting drunk and having fun around you while you sleep in a corner.. with the ocasional person comming up to you “hey GURL, YOU AHRIGHT?” you mumble “e3uhd” translation “Yeah im okay, apparently i had a little bit to much to drink but it is alright I made out with 3 guys and 6 girls, got free tequila and grinding a guy who i thought looked like Matt Damon but was more DJ Qualls.

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

• The drunk be-friender, always kind and very talkative however only under a huge ammount of liquor, he or she befriends you and you guys become like the bestest buddies in a 5 min convo about how much you guys wanna lick brad pitts man nips or the usual clothing chitchat. You guys will have a great time dancing it up, loling at people around you (when truly you guys are the ones getting loled at but we can scratch this out), drinking! (anything), dissing the same people (always fun! “omg you hate that bitch too?! were like meant for each other…lets go grab some tequila and flirt with some mcdonalds employees!” “oh mah gawd, lets!” Later you guys will meet in the real world, it won’t be as fun as that friday because truth is… you guys are both sober. You will meet very awkwardly too like when your going to buy some cat food for your…cat and then she/he is with a companion. You will walk away quickly towards the exits but alas you were speed walking with the cat food… the detectors go off loud and she/he turns around and sees you now only as crazy cat food stealer not that cool guy/girl they met with the awesome personality and taste in everything.

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

• The drunk dancer companions! Either friends you have known for a long time or 5 mins who cares cus you guys just downed a bottle of jack and are now heading towards the dance floor ….DANGER DANGER FUCKING DANGER GO BACK WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR DIGNITY!!!!!!!!!!! when we all are intoxicated we may feel as if our moves are banging and outtathisworld and while your shaking it up like beyonce everyone in the club is looking at you move like george bush when he met that tribe. Don’t remember? Youtube that shit asap!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man there are just so many drunk types i haven’t even began to cover all of them but it is 2 36 am here and i wish to go on to combichrist blog so i can perve on my latest love of my life JOE LETZ ❤ omg you are so fine.

SEEE YOU LOVELYS!

Love, Flavia

(Comment on something it will truly make my day, like i will totally be running to my mom and showing her and then make you a batch of cupcakes with almond milk hmmmm, good shit. good shit)

6pm arrive at friends house, get ready/get semi crunk, go out, pass out and eat out.

And by eat out i meant food you total pervs.

ANYWAYS im gonna upload my ViVi pics later i cant be fucked to scan.

plus as we all know we had HALLOWEEN, personally my favorite holiday by fucking far. I just love it (second to christmas and my birthday, yeah i consider that a holiday you asshole don’t judge me.) the lights! the fucked up costumes! the “DUDE I JUST MADE OUT WITH A ZOMBIE SCHOOL GIRL”! the booze! the excitment to see everyone and to get asap into the club or bar etc…! and most of all *freakish girl screams!* the fact that you can be anything you freaking want, i just think that is badass. This year i felt personally robbed by zirca (club in singapore) i spent a cruel hour on my costume and got nothing but a free entry and stares.

I went as my own version (and by own version i mean i couldn’t be fucked to do an complete copy of my person) of julia cotton from hellraiser when shes skinless. Heres a picture mofos. http://n2.nabble.com/file/n2483025/11202653_gal.jpg 

ALAS we got in and had fun, i was slowly but surely starting to regret all that predrinking we had decided to do because the cigarette fumes and leftlover cups of “liqkor” was getting to my brain. I went out sat on a curb and rested my head against a railing and semi passed out for half an hour, but its cool guys i had my phone and put an alarm clock on (oh my god…how lame right? i feel so ashamed) and decided to call it a night before i drunkly texted people. In my cab back (which i barely remember) i got the strength to multi text people that i was leaving and to have fun. It looked like this.

“HEEY! Guuys Im alnoe atm..just wkoe up!@ frhj fuck, um yeah shit whres my key? occh byeQ have funsk! IM LEAVING!”

translation of what i should have said….

“Hey guys, i had fun hanging with you guys im outside at the moment cus im awfully tired and will be leaving. I have my keys and will get home safel, so you guys get home safe too! have fun! goodbye!”

dumbass. ANYWAYS yeah it was fun while it lasted. Heres some photos (I didn’t take these, i stole them off Olivia Buttar so GRACIAS RAYMUNDO TO HER! ) (girl with red hair)

Theses aren’t all of em but whatevs.

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RedhairedFrankengirl= Olivia Buttarrr (owner of le photos) Little brown girlkilleralice= Skew

Indianboy”MJ”= Ahbi    Bellydancer=Reina  Jailbait=Felipe  Cowgirl=LYYYDIAAAARR  Smurfs= Seb and Stuart

Wolfboy= Ali.

GRACIAS RAYMUNDO hope you guys had an awesome Halloween.

Love Flavia